True Southerners know... * the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. * pretty much how many fish make up a mess. * what general direction cattywumpus is. * that gimme sugar don't mean pass the sugar. * when somebody's "fixin" to do something it wont be LONG. * the difference between yankees and damn yankees. * how good a cold grape nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. * knows what "well I swanee" means. * ain't nobodys biscuits like grandmas biscuits. * a good dog is worth his weight in gold. * real gravy dont come from the store. * when "by and by" is. * how to handle their pot likker. * the difference between "pret' near" and "a right far piece." * the difference between a redneck and a good ol' boy. * never go snipe hunting twice. * at one point learned what happens when you swallow tabacco juice. * you should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
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