The Dog and the German

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One day, a woman was walking her dog on the beach, suddenly, from nowhere, a large gang came up behind her. They didn't hurt her, they only threw the dogs ball into the water. Because the dog loved the ball so much, it went in after it. The dog started drowning. As the gang disappeared, a large German man came out as if from nowhere.

He jumped into the water and brought the dog to shore. When they arrived, he gave the mutt the kiss of life. The dog started running around with its ball on the beach again. "Thank you for saving my dog!" cried the woman happily. "Are you a vet?" The German replied, "Of course I am vet, I've just been in the vater!"

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