Pull up a chair sit on the floor I'll tell you a story you've heard before. One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Pulled out their swords and shot each other The deaf police man heard the noise Saved the lives of the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it to!
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also another version of that one.......one dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play. back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill those two dead boys. and if u dont believe this lie, ask the blind man. he saw them die.