A boy and his dad were out in the woods, playing hide and seek. The boy has been hiding for 20 minutes, and there was still no sign of his dad. He starts to shout for his dad.... There was no response.
After he had been shouting for a while, a police officer came up to him and asked him what the problem was. The little boy explained that he had got seperated from his dad. Then the officer asked, "What's your dad like?" And the little kid replyed, "Beer, and cheap whores!!"