George W. Bush, Al Gore, And Ralph Nader were eating dinner together when they all had to go to the restroom. Upon entering the restroom the mirror came alive and said, "Each of you is to make a statement about yourselves. If it is true you will get whatever use want and if it is false you will be cast into the pit of eternal torment."
Ralph Nader went first and said, "I Think I am very environmentally concerned." And instantly got a million dollars.
Al Gore went next and said, "I think I think I have had a lot of experience with a high office," and got a new car.
George W. went next. He said, "I think..." and was instantly sucked into the pit.