1. Are you trying to be funny? 2. Remember: I don't want to get involved. 3. Oops. 4. Have you gained weight? 5. Is it in yet? 6. *phone rings* "Hello?... Oh nothing, what are you doing?" 7. I forgot to tell you... I'm leaving tomorrow. 8. Hup two three four. 9. Oh Martin, I mean... 10. Hey look! The ice cream man! 11. I think we shouldn't see each other anymore. 12. Hey! Watch the hair. 13. Shame on you! 14. Don't EVER touch me there. 15. Ugh, your breath stinks. 16. Are you going to put THAT in my mouth?! 17. Wheres the floss?