This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.
Knowledge [ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff [ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous [ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous [ ] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ
Accuracy [ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy [ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass [ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten [ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice
Attitude [ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently [ ] Brown nose in good standing [ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop [ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will
Reliability [ ] A really dependable little cocksucker [ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time [ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door [ ] Totally fucking useless/worthless
Appearance [ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair [ ] Looks great at evaluation time [ ] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around [ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch
Performance [ ] Works like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it for him [ ] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time [ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes [ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma