Top Ten Reasons to Have a Cat Instead Of a Dog

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10. No need to drool-proof your home.

9. A Cat has no romantic interest in your leg.

8. Nothing spooks a burgular like stepping on a cat.

7. Dog breath actually killed a guy in Utah.

6. Cat always returns your car with a full tank.

5. Cats will keep your yard free of pesky songbirds.

4. Cat won't drag you out into a blizzard just to pee on a tree.

3. Ever see Cujo?

2. Dogs...Fetch, roll over,sit up and beg; Cats...Drive balance checkbook,give CPR

And the number one reason to Have a cat instead of a dog is...

1.Garfield and Odie. Case closed.

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