Waking after a long nights sleep, a wife begins recounting her dream to her husband. "I dreamt I was at an auction for cocks," she began. "The long ones went for 10 pounds, and the meaty ones for 20." "How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband "Oh, they just gave those away," she replied, grinning slyly.
Miffed the husband responds, "Well I had a dream too, they were auctioning off pussies. The pretty ones cost 1000 pounds and the little tight ones went for double that." "And how much for the ones like mine?" inquired his wife. The man grinned. "Oh, that's where they held the auction!"