Energizer Bunny Found Dead

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The world was stunned by the news today, of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last night.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going. "Pinkie" as he was know to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, DURA CELL, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation. Apparently, someone has put Mr. Bunny's batteies in backwards, and he kept coming and coming and coming and coming............

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