My Father Eats Lightbulbs

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Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats light bulbs.

"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.

"I heard him says it. He and mom were in the bedroom and he said 'If you turn out the light, I'll eat that thing.'"

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