Complimentary Nuts

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A guy is sitting at a bar eating the nuts in the bowl that are on the counter. As he looks down he notices that there was a nut talking to him. As he gets closer he can hear what it is saying to him, it says, "Hey your one good looking guy!" Another nut said, "Yeah and I bet you're rich too!"

The man asks the bartender, "What's up with those nuts?" The bartender just replies, "They are complimentary nuts."

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