Healing Power

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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, "If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you."

So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.

The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.

The old woman looked over and said, "He said he could heal, not raise the dead!"

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