Dumb Laws in Texas

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***** State laws:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (No, I don't know how that is possible.)

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Law prohibits driving without windshield wipers. You don't need the windshields, but you need the wipers.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

You can't legally milk someone else's cow.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

***** City laws:

In a certain town, you must first get a $5 permit before going barefoot.

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of Abilene for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

In Beaumont, college football is banned at Lamar University.

Dallas bans the possession of "realistic dildos".

In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

In San Antonio, it is illegal to piss on the Alamo. (Law passed after Ozzy Osbourne did it.)

If you catch a cattle thief in Temple, you may legally hang him on the spot.


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