Dumb Laws in Oklahoma

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***** State laws:

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Whaling is illegal.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Tattoos are banned.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Wearing your boots to bed is unlawful.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

***** City laws:

An Ada law decrees that anyone wearing New York Jets clothing may be put in jail.

In Clinton, it is illegal to molest an automobile.

Oklahoma City will not allow you to walk backwards downtown eating a hamburger.

Nude gambling (for females) is illegal in Schulter.

In Tulsa, you must have a licensed engineer in able to open a soda can. Also in Tulsa, you are not allowed to take elephants downtown.

A Wynona statue prohibits the washing of your clothes in bird baths.


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