Teacher and Pupil

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Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do? Teacher: No, Of course not!! Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!!

******************** Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet. Pupil : They're the only feet I have.

******************** Teacher: What can you tell me about the dead sea? Pupil : I didn't even know it was ill!!!

******************** Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "INDISPOSITION" in it. Pupil : I always play center in baseball because I like playing "in dis position!"

******************** Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention Pupil : I'm paying as little as i can, sir.

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