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"What would you say if I asked you out on Friday?" "Nothing. I can't laugh and gag at the same time."

"I'd have to be desperate and insane to go out with you." "So when should I pick you up?"

"I have a big date tonight." "How big is she?"

"What's he got that I haven't?" "Do you want it alphebetically?"

"Have we met?" "In your dreams and in your nightmares."

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