There were 3 guys who went to the priest to confess.
Priest: Tell me your sins. GUY1 : I have been cheating on my wife with the new gorgeous woman in town for the past 2 weeks. Priest: Go outside and say two Hail Mary's.
Priest: Tell me your sins. GUY2 : I have been cheating with my wife for the past month with the new gorgeous woman in town. Priest: GO outside and say two Hail Mary's and one Our Father.
Priest: tell me your sins GUY3 : I have been cheating on my wife for the past 2 months with the new gorgeous woman in town. Priest: Just wondering but what is the name of this gorgeous woman? GUY3 : Her name is Mrs. Green--Mrs. Pussy Green Priest: Ok well say 2 Our Fathers.
That Sunday while he was giving mass, a gorgeous woman wearing all green--green hat, green dress, green eyes, green shoes, and emerald jewelry walks in. She walks to the front of the church and sits down on the first pew. The Priest wondering if this was the famous Pussy green, leans over to the alter boy and asks, "Is that Pussy Green?" The Alter boy looks and replies, "No I think its a reflection of her shoes."