A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't," replies the man in the car.
The Biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" the biker asks. "No I haven't," this driver replies.
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years." The biker says, "Tell me, where the heck are the brakes?"
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