Dr. Seuss Getting Older

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DR. SEUSS ON THE GOLDEN YEARS

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My body's drooping

I have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

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