Noticing that her boss's fly was open, the embarrassed secretary told him as she was leaving the office, "Your garage door is open." The bewildered executive didn't know what to think until a co-worker told him what she was referring to.
He decided to have some fun with her. The next day, he called his secretary into his office and said, "Yesterday when my garage door was open, did you see a long red Cadillac with a hard top?" "Oh no," she replied, "It was a little pink Volkswagen with two flat tires up front."