A man walks into CVS and walks down the aisles. After about 10 minutes he walks to the front desk with 5 boxes of condoms. The pharmacist at the desk stares at him with disbelief and says, "Boy, you sure are going to be busy!! I mean 5 boxes of condoms, you have to be doing it all the time!" The guy responds, "Well that sounds like fun, but I actually don't use them for that reason." The lady gives him a puzzled look as he explains, "See, I taught my dog to eat these, so now he shits in plastic baggies!"