A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word "indefinitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class. But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and didn't want to give him the opportunity to come up new tricks, so she calls on Jim.
Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely." "Good" the teacher replies.
"What about you Jenny?" Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."
Little Johnny continues to wave his hands at the back. The teacher has no choice but to call on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stands up and says, "As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in definitely!