Dam Fish

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A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them.

When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"


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by Water P. 1+ years ago

ROFL thats hilarious

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by -1 -. 1+ years ago

(no Offense) i didnt like that joke

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by amanda c. 1+ years ago

finally an original joke!funny!!

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by Tay C. 1+ years ago


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by cody r. 1+ years ago

omg that kid f-ing rocks; nice joke

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lol =D

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by chelito n. 1+ years ago

What a joke!!!hahaha

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

hey look at my jokes i was the first one who posted something like that search : damn ham

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago

hahahaha nice son lol

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by Jawad J. 1+ years ago

lol! niceI

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