A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer, just as President Clinton appeared on TV. After a few sips he looked up at the TV and mumbled, "He's a horse's ass if I've ever seen one!" A customer at the end of the bar, stood up walked over to him, and knocked him out.
As he was finishing his beer, Hilary Clinton appeared on TV. "She's a horse's ass too!" the man exclaimed. At the other end of the bar, a customer stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his barstool. "Damn it!", he said, getting back on his barstool. "This must be Clinton country."
"Nope", the bartender replied. "Horse country"