A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after they had sex. The girl lies on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?" "Oh god no!" the guy says, "I just got sick of waiting."