A young man was dating a woman that he wanted to go to bed with in the worst possible way. He FINALLY talks her into a "quickie".
As they were crawling back into the front seat of the car after the deed, he said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time." To which she replied, "If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."
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