The Blonde's Revenge!
* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.
* What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
* What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it!
* What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
* What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage
* Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price