Jim, a short middle-aged man, walks into a local bar.
Unfortunately, there's a pile of dog feces just inside the door, and he slips on it and falls over. He gets up, and walks to the bar to buy a drink.
Sam, a 6-4, 245-pound college football player, then enters the bar. He slips on the same pile, gets up and buys a drink.
Jim turns to an embarrassed Sam, and trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."
"WHAT?? shouts Sam, who punches Jim in the mouth.
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