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A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said bursting into tears.

"Promise you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh Dad," the boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the there's no Santa speech. At seven, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

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