Top 10 Excuses to Cancel a Date

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10. Don't know how I forgot this engagement at Buckingham Palace. 9. My cousin really needs my kidney. 8. I'd let you talk to the aliens, but for some reason they can only communicate with me. 7. It's a hair thing I know you'll understand. 6. That must have been one of my other personalities. 5. Everything before the accident is blank. 4. I just remembered-I'm married. 3. I know it's last-minute, but I've decided to get a sex change. 2. Sorry, I had you confused with someone attractive. 1. I'm probably not contagious but...

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