Military Retirement

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The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?" The general replied, "In Vietnam."


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by emma l. 1+ years ago

Yay! That's awesome!

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by Vici D. 1+ years ago

hey nicholas already said that

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

plain out wow

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by Nicholas B. 1+ years ago

Well, thats approxamately 8377.674 miles. Or 530,809,424.64 inches. Which would make his ammount $5,308,094,246,400, plus the bonus 'full annual benefits '

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by AJ C. 1+ years ago

Lol! In Vietnam! Holy shit, I wonder how much THAT check was!

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