There once was a vicar who loved to golf. One Sunday he decided to skip church and play golf. So he phoned the church and said he was sick. He then went to the golf club far away from town, and started to play.
There was an angel above watching him. The angel said to god, "That was a terrible thing to do. He should be punished." God agreed. So on the next hole the vicar teed off and struck the ball straight down onto the green and into the hole.
The angel said to god, "I thought you were going to punish him."
God said "I am. Who is he going to tell about his hole-in-one?!"