You have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
Going to the bathroom includes shoes and a flashlight.
Everyday people come to your door mistakingly thinking you're having a yard sale.
People ask if they can hunt in your front yard.
You've ever made change in the offering plate.
Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
A home improvement includes new hubcaps.
All you ever hear around the house is, "Will someone go and jiggle the handle".
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