A male golfer and a female golfer meet on the course and marry.
On their honeymoon night (at a golf resort, of course), they proceed to consummate their marriage.
After the first episode (which makes the earth move), the man picks up the phone and starts dialing.
"Who are you calling?" asks the wife.
"Room service," he replies. "I want some champagne."
She says, "Tiger Woods wouldn't do that. He would make love to me again!"
So, they embark on another episode. The second time is even better. When they're done, he picks up the phone.
"You aren't calling room service, are you?" she says plaintively. "You know, Tiger Woods wouldn't do that -- he'd make love to me again."
The man sighs a bit and proceeds to make love to his new wife one more time.
All of his energy spent, he struggles to pick up the phone and dial the number.
"Are you calling room service, honey?" she smiles.
"Hell, no!" he says. "I'm calling Tiger Woods. I want to know what par is on this damn hole!"