The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have a hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
haha one time i went to the doctor because i had poison ivy and he was trying to give me a shot and he told me it wouldn't hurt i proceeded to tell him where i would shove it if it did. Keep in mind i've known this guy since i was born. he knows i would do it. i got pills instead haha i haven't had a shot since. :]