An old man and woman started dating. After a couple of months they came to the conclusion that it was time that they finally had sex. One night after a nice date, they decided that it was time. After all the action was over, they lay silently side by side thinking about what had just happened
The old man thought to himself, "If I had known she was a virgin I'd have been more gentle with her."
The old woman thought to herself, "If I'd have known he could actually get it up I'd have taken off my pantyhose."