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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents and Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start day than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn.


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