This is a true story of what a friend's son did on their way to the mall:
Of course, the 4 year old son was in the back of the corvette and the mother and mother's sister was in the front just chatting away. Before they know it, a teen couple had been driving like mad mans (typical teenagers for ya) and cut them off. The driver/mother then rolls down her windows and screams "Jackass! Learn how to drive!"
Son in back: (looking around vigourously) "Where? I don't see my dad!"