One Day Albert wanted to go golfing. Albert got out of bed early trying not to wake his wife. He got dressed and snuck out of the house. He got to the golf course and wanted a cup of coffee before hitting the course. So he went into the club house for a cup of coffee.
Once finished he started out the door and he noticed it was too foggy to golf. So he got back into his truck, real upset, but headed back home.
Albert was real slow on sneaking back in, took off his clothes and went back in bed snuggling back to his wife carefully, and said, "It's terrible weather out there."
The wife said, "Yeah, and to think my stupid husband went golfing in it!"