Three guys were at a football game. It just so happens that they were all diehard football fans. They finally found a seat good enough for them. But there was just one problem with the so called "perfect seats." Three nuns were in front of them blocking their veiw.
The guys wanted them to move so one said, loud enough for the nuns to hear, "Hey I think I'll move to Idaho. There are only 100 Catholics there."
The second one said, "No I'm gonna move to Montana. There are only 50 Catholics living there."
Then the third guy said, "You two are both wrong. We should move to Wisconsin. There are only 25 Catholics there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and said, "Hey why don't you go to hell... there aren't any Catholics there!"