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What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? Mr. President.

What do you call a bud smoker with two spiffs? Double Jointed.

What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? Chronically late.

The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!!

What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels? Passed out and dreaming.

How do you hide money from a hippie? Put it under the soap!

What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle? A Dope Ring

How do fish get stoned? Seaweed.

What's smoky and sounds like a bell ? BONG!

What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex? Baked lays.

What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor? Drug abuse.

What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? Stoned.

What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna? Gorillas in the mist.

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