What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? Mr. President.
What do you call a bud smoker with two spiffs? Double Jointed.
What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? Chronically late.
The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!!
What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels? Passed out and dreaming.
How do you hide money from a hippie? Put it under the soap!
What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle? A Dope Ring
How do fish get stoned? Seaweed.
What's smoky and sounds like a bell ? BONG!
What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex? Baked lays.
What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor? Drug abuse.
What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? Stoned.
What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna? Gorillas in the mist.