Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A whore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley.