1. There's a huge slot coming down my face.
2. I have a lot of flaps.
3. My friend, Dick always comes in and out.
4. My neighbor asshole smells like shit.
5. I have a hole on my forehead.
6. I sometimes feel vibrations.
7. I am sometimes bald, or very hairy.
8. At a time of the month, I vomit for 4 days.
9. Sometimes I don't even vomit at all...leading to some figure coming out me.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
10. I am known to get wet.
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