Mathimatical Proof that Girls are Evil

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First we state that girls require time and money, so Girls = Time x Money

As we also know that "Time is Money" Time = Money

Therefore Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 ("^" indicates an exponent)

And since "Money is the root of all evil," Money = *Evil* (* = a sqaure root)

Therefore Girls = (*Evil*)^2

And we are forced to conclude that Girls = Evil

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

Actually, that would make it the absolute value of Evil. Absolute value makes everything positive. So that would make Girls = Good. Please check your math next time :D

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