There are three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After awhile one of the first two turns to the third and says, "What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" "Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
His friends were amazed! "What happened then?" "She then said, 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'"