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Jack -N- Jill Revised Edition

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, For just an itty-bitty, Jill's now 2 months overdue, And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Each with a quarter, Jill came down with 50 cents. Do you think they went for water?

Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water, Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, With a keg of brandy, Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed, Now it's Jack, Jill, and Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, And planned to do some kissing, Jack made a pass, grabbed her ass, And now his front 2 teeth are missing

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by Casey S. 1+ years ago

haha i luv the last!

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

similar one. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have alittle fun. Jack and Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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