10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

mark as unread

1. "The knee bones connected to the...jaw bone."

2. "You know, testicles are highly overrated."

3. "Wait, we were supposed to REMOVE the implants?"

4. "Hey, the pizza boy's here."

5. "This guy used to beat me up in junior high! I'll show him."

6. "Crud, I dropped my contact in there."

7. "Nurse, what does this button do? It does, uh oh."

8. "Don't worry, it probably won't happen to this one too."

9. "Lets cut this, just for fun."

10. "You idiot, that's not anesthetic, that's medicinal marjuana."

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 7.1 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 10,199 times

categories: work, school

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 1 of 1 discussions       sort by: newest

+2 thumb down thumb up
by Ashley E. 1+ years ago

seriously you dont want to be able to hear anything during surgery

Show 1 replies to this comment

C58FM_10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

4Tho1lqT4DJk3t4zUaY5qg
0