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This is a true story that happened to me a few days ago.

I was at McDonald's and I ordered a large fry. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, we are out of apple pies." I was about to explain her error when the lady in line behind me said, "You're out of apple pies? I can't believe it! This is sick! This is sick!"

The poor cashier said, "I'm sorry. We asked for more from the headquarters, but they haven't come yet." The lady shouted, "I have stock in this company, and this is why it is FAILING! I demand to see your manager, because you are obviously an idiot!" The cashier, on the verge of tears, said, "Please don't call me an idiot. I don't deserve to have you yelling at me."

The manager came forward from the back of the store. "What is the problem here?" The lady screeched, "This idiot has given me horrible service, and I am never coming here again." She stormed out. The cashier followed her out, calling, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The lady yelled back, "You're a f***ing bitch!" The manager came out and said, "You are no longer welcome on this property!"

Finally, the lady left the parking lot and stood staring loathingly at the store from the sidewilk. The cashier came back, apologized, and got me my fries. It turned out that it was one of those ones with Monopoly game pieces. Mine turned out to be an instant winner. Guess what it was? An apple pie.


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