One night a blond walks into a bar and orders a Bud Light. she gets drunk and passes out. The owner is the only one still there. So he decides to fuck her. The owner tells some of his friends.
The next night the blond orders the same thing. She gets drunk and passes out. Then all of the friends take turns with her.
The next night the blond goes in and orders a Coors. The owner asks her, "Why are you ordering a Coors? you usually order a Bud Light." The blonds replies, "Because every time I order a Bud Light, the next morning my pussy hurts."